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Uncle Janice
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Posted - 2004.04.15 23:57:00 -
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Hi you handsome EVE pilots out there.....
Mighty merc corp, the Notorious Nubtastic Nubmen, are offering as a special offer, this week only, a free war on the corp of your choice.
Put your nominations here, along with the reasons, and any possible incentives ( these could really help...its a proper democracy!!)
The winning nominee will have a devastating war declared on them by the mighty nubmen.
ALL TURTLES MUST BE PROTECTED!!!
OOOh! that colour looks so good on you!
And I love your hair!
But if you lay a finger on my turtles, its over darling.
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Uncle Janice
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Posted - 2004.04.16 00:10:00 -
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nubs couldnt organise a **** up in a brewery
Its not about a p1ssup in a brewery...... its about having fun..hence our offer
OOOh! that colour looks so good on you!
And I love your hair!
But if you lay a finger on my turtles, its over darling.
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Uncle Janice
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Posted - 2004.04.16 00:21:00 -
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concorde!.....*gulps*
OOOh! that colour looks so good on you!
And I love your hair!
But if you lay a finger on my turtles, its over darling.
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Uncle Janice
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Posted - 2004.04.16 00:43:00 -
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jeez... no wonder merc corps go bankrupt.....
An offer of a free war!!! and only about 3 suggestions.....
Carebears are really dominating EVE it seems....they dont even want other people to fight people...... 
OOOh! that colour looks so good on you!
And I love your hair!
But if you lay a finger on my turtles, its over darling.
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Uncle Janice
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Posted - 2004.04.16 11:45:00 -
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Hello my lovelies.....
some responses so far...:
Arcane.... this sounded good, but some research have shown these alleged turtle harmers are CA, and as such based in 0 sec space mainly...war declarations may be a bit fruitless. Still I will look into it further. Please note Uncle J is opposed to **** , especially any featuring turtles.
Merc Frigates.... could we even find them? where are they based? do they still really exist?
RUS: see arcane reasons...CA and 0 sec.
SA: see RUS reasons..... 8(
Concorde : we already fought them a cupla times...we lost......
Xanadu: already being Devastated (TM) in a terrifying war filled with horror
Ourselves: seems to be technically impossible, although some friendly fire has been sustained in the past.
Celestial Apocalypse : possibly..any reasons, details , incentives? where are they mainly?
Omega : see Celestial Apocalypse
Northern Intelligence: see Omega. more details please on all.
Keep those nominations coming!!
Hugs and love to all from Uncle J!
OOOh! that colour looks so good on you!
And I love your hair!
But if you lay a finger on my turtles, its over darling.
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Uncle Janice
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Posted - 2004.04.16 22:50:00 -
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Celestial Apocalypse coz we deserve a dry slap on the bugle. 
its good to see celes with a thirst for more war! big non-carebear vote to you.
and yes, as I said earlier, we'd rather not keep fightign concorde...we've been there and done that! 
So Celes are the clear favourites now ( largely due to voting for themselves!! lol!)
Anyone else have any nominations?
OOOh! that colour looks so good on you!
And I love your hair!
But if you lay a finger on my turtles, its over darling.
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Uncle Janice
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Posted - 2004.04.17 11:29:00 -
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OK i'll close this once in a lifetime opportunity after this weekend is over, so get those nominations in......
OOOh! that colour looks so good on you!
And I love your hair!
But if you lay a finger on my turtles, its over darling.
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Uncle Janice
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Posted - 2004.04.17 16:22:00 -
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OK, a sudden rally for the killer clowns....are they in empire? where are they.... what inducement to attack them?
The other favourite are Celes. ( because they voted for themselves! I dont know what Darth Solo's problem is tho...... if you dont want more wars stop getting your members asking for them!)
OOOh! that colour looks so good on you!
And I love your hair!
But if you lay a finger on my turtles, its over darling.
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Uncle Janice
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Posted - 2004.04.18 13:12:00 -
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OK all..
last day of the offer....
I have to say im a little dissapointed by the lack of entertaining options, but hey....
OOOh! that colour looks so good on you!
And I love your hair!
But if you lay a finger on my turtles, its over darling.
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